The Excercise Machine

My husband bought an exercise machine to help him lose weight.
He set it up in the basement but didn’t use it much, so he moved it to the bedroom.
It gathered dust there, too, so he put it in the living room.
Weeks later I asked how it was going.
I was right,” he said. “I do get more exercise now. Every time I close the drapes, I have to walk around the machine.”

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied. “In-laws.”

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.”
The other man asked, “What is the name of the restaurant?”
The first man thought and thought and finally said, “What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that’s red and has thorns.”
“Do you mean a rose?” “Yes, that’s the one,” replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?”

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.” “Really,” answered the neighbor . “What kind is it?” “Twelve thirty.”

Fun In A Movie Theater

-Buy a really tall hat (preferably a turban, etc.). Sit in the front row. If someone asks you to take it off, tell them it’s against your religion:
-Throw popcorn up in the air and yell “It’s SNOWING!!”:
-Clap when something bad happens to the main character, boo when something good happens.:
-During a really sad scene, start cracking up. During a happy/funny scene start yelling or crying.:
-Start coughing very loudly/choking. Point to/ask for the person-next-to-you’s drink. If they offer it to you, drink the rest, including ice cubes. If they refuse to give it to you, stand up and yell “Fine! Let me die!”:
-Bring your TV’s remote control and attempt to pause, fast-forward, and rewind the movie. During the climax or a really sad/serious scene, crack and start screaming that the damn thing is broken.:
-During a scary movie yell at the screen things such as, “No, don’t trust him!”, “Watch out!”, and “No, DON’T GO IN THE CLOSET!!!!!!”:
-Preferably during the beginning of the opening stuff start screaming “No, not the voices! Anything but the voices”. Also works when you’re in a crowd, “An (earthquake, flood, fire) We’re all going to DIE!!!!!”
-When the last people are entering the theater, stand up and start waving and yelling for them to join you. (They can be strangers or you can get a whole bunch of friends to come in late).
-Wear a cape and when the lights dim and a logo comes on the sreen, stand up and yell, “The Bat Signal.”
-Talk and laugh hysterically with your friends. When at least 10 people have shushed you, stand up and yell “Would you people SHUT UP! I’m trying to watch the movie!!”

Men VS Women in Shopping

Food Shopping By Women
1. Park the car
2. Get a cart
3. Fill the cart with useful things in a record time.
4. Put the shopping in a rational way (All the fridge stuff together, groceries in a separate bag, etc)
5. Pay
6. Go back home.
7. Empty the bags, put all groceries in the appropriate cabinets, refrigerator compartments, etc., and tidy everything up.

Food Shopping By Men
1. Park the car
2. Get into the store.
3. Get out of the store and pick a cart.
4. Get into the store.
5. Stroll through all the corridors of the store.
6. Stop by the magazines and browse the latest “TIME” magazine
7. Buy a pair of socks, 2 frozen pizzas, a case of beer, sausages, pistachios and a comic (Optional: foldable, swimming pool in winter, Two helmets for the kids in case they are going to use the bicycles, fertilizer (also in winter), and some tools that he might use some day)
8. Don’t worry about milk, bread, eggs and other ’superfluous’ items.
9. Put the socks in the bag with the frozen items.
10. Find the slowest line and pay.
11. Go back home.
12. Leave the bags on the table.
13. Put the beers in the fridge.
14. Sit on the couch and read the comic until the beers are cold.

Top Kitchen Fixes For Computer Glitches

9. Bugs go well with a nice Shiraz or marinated in a vintage tequila. It may not fix the blasted computer, but after a few bottles, they’ll certainly not be bothering you anymore!
8. If you receive a kernel.dll error, place affected kernel in corn oil and cook until all popping sounds have stopped.
7. Toss chips with spaghetti-wires, saute until logic fails.
6. Show the computer canned SPAM. Explain this is what happened to a pig with a glitch. The computer should straighten right up.
5. Some problems are a result of the computer overheating. Keep a few frosted memory chips and cards in the freezer for those warm days.
4. Stuff in the oven and bake at 450 degree for 30 minutes. For higher altitudes, reduce free memory by 500 MB and allow ten extra minutes.
3. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Place computer on a Silpat-lined jelly roll pan. Bake about 20 minutes, or until the DVD-ROM drawer pops open and the computer waves a tiny little white hot pad, indicating it’s now willing to comply. Remove from the oven, being careful not to burn yourself on the molten plastic. Cool to room temperature. Call customer support for shipping instructions.
2. Crack open case with one sharp blow and flip the memory from one half to the other, allowing the RAM to fall into your mixing bowl while keeping the ROM in the shell.
1. Cook at 11111010 degrees for 101101 minutes or until golden brown.

Wacky Warning Labels

-A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, “Do not drive with sunshield in place.”
-A bathroom heater says: “This product is not to be used in bathrooms.”
-A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: “May irritate eyes.”
-A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: “Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.”

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big guy comes in and –WHACK!! — knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big guy says, “That was a karate chop from Korea.”
The little guy thinks “GEEZ,” but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden –WHACK– the big guy knocks him down AGAIN and says, “That was a judo chop from Japan.”
So the little guy has had enough of this… He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big idiot and –Bong!!!– bangs the big guy off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, “When he comes to, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears.”

Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Little Johnny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”
The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?”
“Sand,” answers Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that; get off the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man’s shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, “What have you got?”
“Sand,” says Juan. The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, who crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events if repeated every week for three years. Finally, Juan doesn’t show up one day and the guard meets him in a cantina in Mexico.
“Hey, buddy,” says the guard, “I know you are smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. It’s all I think about. I can’t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?”
Juan sips his beer and smiles. “Bicycles.”

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how is manifests itself:

I decide to wash my car. As I start toward to the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first, but then I think that since I’m going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I’m going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don’t accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye–they need to be watered. I set the Coke down on the counter and I discover my reading glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning. I decide I’d better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water, and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight, when we go to watch TV, we will be looking for the remote, but nobody will remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I’ll water the flowers. I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day; the car isn’t washed, the bills aren’t paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren’t watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can’t find the remote, I can’t find my glasses, and I don’t remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all day long and I’m really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it, but first I’ll check my e-mail. Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to close friends you know, because I don’t remember to whom it has been sent. Don’t laugh - if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming! And if I have sent this to you before….well, now you know why you’re getting it again.

I Like Airplanes

I like airplanes because:

Airplanes usually kill you quickly, women take their time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
Airplanes come with manuals that explain their operation and behavior.
Airplanes have strict limits on weight and balance.
Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive (and take off) at the same time.
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills except in real extreme cases, and then you’re happy they do (GROUND WARNING! PULL UP! PULL UP!)
However….when airplanes go quiet…..just like women, it’s usually not a good sign.

Cleverness Test

Apparently, this test is used by actual consulting firms to test actual employees.
Just answer one question at a time. Look at the spoiler* once you answer the question, but don’t go ahead until you’ve read the question and then the answer.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of our previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross, but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

*How to see the spoilers: Highlight the black area with your cursor.

Letter to Bill Gates

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field.
We checked with a hardware vendor and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.
I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is. We are unable to enter anything after we click the shut down button.
There is a button ’start’ but there is no stop button. We request you to check this. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’ has ran up to India! So, we request you to change that to sit so that we can click that by sitting.
One doubt is that any ‘re-scooter’ available in system? As I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home. Also there is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘find’, but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

Thanks,
Your Most Loyal Customer

Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing. Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn’t laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.
Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, “One day………” and when he was finished, everybody was falling over with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta.
Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss and his robbers, but still Santa was quiet as a statue. So the boss shot him.
Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly. The boss asked him, “Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?”
Santa said laughing and giggling, “Oh! How funny Banta’s joke was!”

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. After recapturing the kangaroo, the zookeeper put up a ten-foot fence.
Again the kangaroo was out the next morning, roaming around the zoo, so the fence was extended to twenty feet.
But again the kangaroo was out the next morning. Frustrated, zoo officials built a fence forty feet high.
The next morning, the kangaroo was out again. The zoo officials built the fence sixty feet high.
A camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How much higher do you think they’ll go?”
The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet I guess — unless somebody starts locking the gate!”

A timid little man, walked into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, “Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?”
A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, “It’s my dog. Why?”
“Well,” squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, “I believe my dog just killed it, sir.”
“What?” roared the big man in disbelief. “What in the hell kind of dog do you have?”
“Sir,” answered the little man, “it’s a little four week old female puppy.”
“How could your puppy kill my Doberman?” roared the biker.
“It appears that your dog choked on her, sir.”

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting…
Dad: People, this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mom: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.
Maid: I know I am the one to be blamed but what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.

A fellow walked into a drugstore and headed to the back to speak with the pharmacist. “Do you have anything for hiccups?” he asked. Without warning, the pharmacist reached over and smacked the man on the shoulder. “Did that help?” he asked. “I don’t know,” the startled man replied. “I’ll have to ask my wife. She’s waiting in the car.”

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Two guys are in a bar …………………..
One says, “Did your hear the news? Our mate is dead!”
“My God, what happened to him?”
“Well, he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom, he hit the pavement, the the car flipped up and he flew through the sunroof. Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window.”
“Gosh, what a horrible way to die!”
“No, no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So he landed in my upstairs bedroom and he was all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spotted the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and he reached up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He was just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe came crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.”
“What a way to go, that’s terrible!”
“No, no, that didn’t kill him. He survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off himself and he crawled out onto the landing where he tried to pull himself up on the banister but, under his weight, the banister broke and he went falling down to the first floor. In mid-air, all the broken spindles fell on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him.”
“Hell, now that is the most unfortunate way to go!”
“No no, that didn’t kill him, he even survived that. So he was on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawled into the kitchen, tried to pull himself up on the cooker, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water. Whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off.”
“Man, what a way to go!”
“No, no, he survived that, he survived that! He was lying on the floor, covered in boiling water and he spotted the phone and tried to pull himself up to call for help, but instead he grabbed the light switch and pulled the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn’t mix and so he got electrocuted with a wallop — 10,000 volts shot through him.”
“Now that is one awful way to go!”
“No, no, he survived that, he…”
“Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?”
“I shot him!”
“You shot him? What did you shoot him for?”
“He was wrecking my house!”

All I ever needed to learn about life I learned from the Easter Bunny

Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There’s no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
Keep your paws off other people’s jellybeans.
Good things come in small sugar-coated packages.
The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.
To show your true colors - you have to come out of your shell.

Gripe Sheets

After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor.
Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Quantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

P: The problem logged by the pilot.
S: The solution and action taken by the engineers.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what they’re there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you’re right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity In The Workplace

- Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.)
- Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)
- Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. “That’s a good point, Sparky.” “No I’m sorry I’m going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi.”
- Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you’re doing. e.g. “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.” - “Hi-lite” your shoes. Tell people that you haven’t lost your shoes since you did this.
- Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.
- Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you’re waiting for your document.
- Arrive at a meeting late, say you’re sorry, but you didn’t have time for lunch, and you’re going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes.
- Insist that your e-mail address be: “zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com”
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
- Send an email to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your company’s products. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
- Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
- Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it “IN.”
- Determine how many cups of coffee is “too many.”
- Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
- For a relaxing break, get away from it all with a mask and snorkel in the fish tank. If no one notices, take out your snorkel and see how many you can catch in your mouth.
- Send e-mail messages saying “Free pizza and donuts in the lunchroom!” When people complain that there was none, just lean back, pat your stomach, and say, “Oh you’ve got to be faster than that.”
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
- Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
- If you have glasses, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
- When driving colleagues around insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep ‘em tuned up.”
- Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”
- Practice making fax and modem noises.
- Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc” them to your boss.
- Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
- Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.”
- Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
- Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.
- Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
- Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”
- Staple papers in the middle of the page.
- Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
- TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
- type only in lowercase.
- Dont use Any Punctuation either
- Repeat the following phrase a dozen times: “Do you hear that?” “What?” “Never mind, it’s gone now.”
- As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 
- When nearly done, announce “No, wait, I messed it up,” and repeat. 
- While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
- Sit in your car in the parking lot at lunch time pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about “psychological profiles”

Things that would make the world a better place

1. A mocha-making machine. It grinds the coffee beans, makes the espresso, steams the milk and adds chocolate to it, and whips the whipped cream all in one giant machine that takes up most of your kitchen counter. Mmm.
2. A floating camera. So that you don’t have to find somewhere to set it down to take a timed picture.
3. Self-cleaning bedrooms.
4. Lightsabers in common use.
5. Everyone should wear cloaks. All the time.
6. Fingernail polish that dries immediately, so that you can’t mess it up.
7. Cameras that automatically make a copy and resize a picture for use on the internet.
8. If Justin Bartha (a.k.a. Riley) had his handprints at the Chinese theater in Hollywood.
9. More ice cream.
10. Speakers on an iPod.
11. A snow shovel with a laser on the end that zaps all the snow and makes it melt. Or one that heats up and you can just scoot it along in the snow, but I think the laser would be cooler…
12. If Regency dresses came back in style.
13. Holograms.