Wacky Warning Labels

-A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, “Do not drive with sunshield in place.”
-A bathroom heater says: “This product is not to be used in bathrooms.”
-A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: “May irritate eyes.”
-A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: “Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.”