Fun In A Movie Theater

-Buy a really tall hat (preferably a turban, etc.). Sit in the front row. If someone asks you to take it off, tell them it’s against your religion:
-Throw popcorn up in the air and yell “It’s SNOWING!!”:
-Clap when something bad happens to the main character, boo when something good happens.:
-During a really sad scene, start cracking up. During a happy/funny scene start yelling or crying.:
-Start coughing very loudly/choking. Point to/ask for the person-next-to-you’s drink. If they offer it to you, drink the rest, including ice cubes. If they refuse to give it to you, stand up and yell “Fine! Let me die!”:
-Bring your TV’s remote control and attempt to pause, fast-forward, and rewind the movie. During the climax or a really sad/serious scene, crack and start screaming that the damn thing is broken.:
-During a scary movie yell at the screen things such as, “No, don’t trust him!”, “Watch out!”, and “No, DON’T GO IN THE CLOSET!!!!!!”:
-Preferably during the beginning of the opening stuff start screaming “No, not the voices! Anything but the voices”. Also works when you’re in a crowd, “An (earthquake, flood, fire) We’re all going to DIE!!!!!”
-When the last people are entering the theater, stand up and start waving and yelling for them to join you. (They can be strangers or you can get a whole bunch of friends to come in late).
-Wear a cape and when the lights dim and a logo comes on the sreen, stand up and yell, “The Bat Signal.”
-Talk and laugh hysterically with your friends. When at least 10 people have shushed you, stand up and yell “Would you people SHUT UP! I’m trying to watch the movie!!”