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The Morning Run

Posted by zerwey on November 11, 2008

Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news,” said our platoon sergeant during our morning lineup. “First, the good news. Private Tomkins will be setting the pace on our run.” The platoon began to hoot and holler, since the overweight Tomkins was the slowest guy in the group.
“Now the bad news. Private Tomkins will be driving a truck.”

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