Praise the Lord!
Posted by zerwey on November 13, 2008
Every day a woman stood on her porch and shouted, “Praise the Lord!”
And every day the atheist next door yelled back, “There is no Lord!”
One day she prayed, “Lord, I’m hungry. Please send me groceries.”
The next morning she found a big bag of food on the porch. “Praise the Lord!” she shouted.
“I told you there was no Lord,” he neighbor said, jumping from behind a bush. “I bought those groceries.”
“Praise the Lord,” the woman said. “He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them.”
